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Rick Rude tells angels in heaven to shut up while he takes his robe off
Madonna actually worships Kamala, not Kabbalah
Literary establishment debates merits of Poffo poetry
Vickie Guerrero shrieks “Excuse me” after unintentional fart
Dimwitted videogamer stumped by “Don’t Try This at Home” screen
Abdullah the Butcher stubs toe, bleeds from forehead
Jinder Mahal only hired so WWE can use Punjabi Prison again
Bob Holly returns to NASCAR
Eric Young excited to unveil his 100th gimmick
Vince Russo poorly books his own vacation
Tugboat to assist with Costa Concordia recovery
John Laurinaitis finally clears throat
Guy who stars in bad movies to face guy who stars in worse movies
Seismologists puzzled by earthquakes since Tenta’s death
Top Ten Failed Show Ideas for the WWE Network
Five Knuckle Shuffle proves ineffective in bar brawl
Hogan claims to be current Coldplay bassist
Every word of fan’s sign misspelled
Long-lost Bella Triplet seeks revenge on pretty sisters
New hunting show will feature Shawn Michaels superkicking wild animals
Triple-H celebrates his one-millionth utterance of “this business”
Cena plans to defeat Rock with paper (not scissors)
Hillbilly Jim tragically wakes up alone
Iron Sheik suddenly realizes he hates Brunzell, not Blair
