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WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”
80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle
Five-Knuckle Shuffle and People’s Elbow will battle for title of world’s stupidest move
Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff
Vince McMahon’s next 10 tweets revealed
Guy with “Cena Nuff” sign has never “Cena woman naked”
Prime Time Players t-shirt purchased by accident
WWE Magazine’s journalistic objectivity called into question
Shawn Michaels finally repays Brutus Beefcake for broken window
Supreme Court to determine marriage rights of Billy and Chuck
Match ends in time-limit draw before Orton actually gets to the ring
North Korea threatens to strike United States with Adam Bomb
Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy
WrestleMania cancelled amid allegations of match-fixing
Irish Whip known simply as “whip” in Ireland
Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match
Newborns looking forward to “Once in a Lifetime” Rock-Cena match
Hornswoggle to star in The Marine 4
Lesnar accidentally chooses bra & panties stipulation
Brock Lesnar unsure what the word “stipulation” means
“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike
Zeb Colter admits his real name is Yosemite Sam
Tensai hoping for WrestleMania match against Hornswoggle
New Pope refusing to debut until people correctly pronounce his name as “Berrrrrgoooooglioooo”