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Twitter bans all professional wrestlers: “That’s enough,” says social media giant

Twitter bans all professional wrestlers: “That’s enough,” says social media giant

Wrestling referee fails to catch wife cheating

Wrestling referee fails to catch wife cheating

Kaitlyn’s secret admirer clearly has a fetish for bad wrestling

Kaitlyn’s secret admirer clearly has a fetish for bad wrestling

Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops

Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops

Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card

Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card

Trish Stratus and Diamond Dallas Page to square off in yoga deathmatch

Trish Stratus and Diamond Dallas Page to square off in yoga deathmatch

Primatologists finally witness “monkey flip” in nature

Primatologists finally witness “monkey flip” in nature

Redesigned Kayfabe News now 100 percent true

Redesigned Kayfabe News now 100 percent true

Randy Orton delivers RKO outta somewhere

Randy Orton delivers RKO outta somewhere

Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament

Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament

Security guards at WWE event once again prove useless

Security guards at WWE event once again prove useless

The Shield finally figure out route to entrance ramp

The Shield finally figure out route to entrance ramp

Terminally ill child grants wish for injured Cena

Terminally ill child grants wish for injured Cena

Wrestling fan “smart” to the business but “dumb” at life

Wrestling fan “smart” to the business but “dumb” at life

World Wrestling Entertainment apologizes for misspelling NEXT

World Wrestling Entertainment apologizes for misspelling NEXT

Rey Mysterio planning big return and immediate re-injury

Rey Mysterio planning big return and immediate re-injury

Orton now just going to wait for the ring to come to him

Orton now just going to wait for the ring to come to him

McMahon suddenly realizes “Extreme Rules” is an oxymoron

McMahon suddenly realizes “Extreme Rules” is an oxymoron

The Shield demands justice and more helicopter rides

The Shield demands justice and more helicopter rides

Steve Austin finally gets a hearing aid

Steve Austin finally gets a hearing aid

All-You-Can-Eat buffet declares bankruptcy following Ryback visit

All-You-Can-Eat buffet declares bankruptcy following Ryback visit

Rob Van Dam executes 4.20-Star Frog Splash

Rob Van Dam executes 4.20-Star Frog Splash

Tensai summoned back to Japan to battle Godzilla

Tensai summoned back to Japan to battle Godzilla

AJ Lee seeks breast implant advice from Big E Langston

AJ Lee seeks breast implant advice from Big E Langston