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Mysterious TNA newcomer to debut, get released, tonight
Cena donates Bella Twin to Make-A-Wish kid
Natalya misses good old days of farting gimmick
Total Divas popular among viewers who find Jersey Shore too cerebral
Wrestling referee knocked out by friendly tap on the shoulder
Wrestling audience predominantly heterosexual adult males, inexplicably
TNA cuts costs by downsizing to three-sided ring
Royal baby destined to become King of the Ring
Zack Ryder loses squash match to actual squash
Chris Jericho’s family to star in MTV reality show “The Fozzbournes”
Orton fails to cash-in Money in the Bank contract after 17-minute walk to the ring
TNA releases everyone except Hogan
Michael Cole tweets Tout via WWE App in YouTube video posted on Facebook
Ultimate Warrior game character to feature realistic three-maneuver moveset
Punk and Heyman have amazing make-up sex
Rob Van Dam stocks up on Visine
Kane replaced in ladder match by Fake Diesel
Two-hour Raw recap interrupted by Smackdown match
Satirical wrestling news site deemed more reliable than actual wrestling news sites
Ric Flair fondly recalls having money in the bank
Michael Cole deletes WWE App
Bray Wyatt’s haunted rocking chair signs developmental WWE deal
Stephanie McMahon gives birth to Quadruple-H
Kane returns to dentistry
