Unreal news, page 127

Undertaker tweets selfie at Justin Bieber concert

Undertaker tweets selfie at Justin Bieber concert

Breaking Bad finale postponed to avoid competing against Total Divas

Breaking Bad finale postponed to avoid competing against Total Divas

Wrestling match ends during commercial break

Wrestling match ends during commercial break

Daniel Bryan accidentally proposes to wrong Bella

Daniel Bryan accidentally proposes to wrong Bella

Bumped referee inexplicably fine

Bumped referee inexplicably fine

TNA relocates to backyard

TNA relocates to backyard

Snitsky admits fault

Snitsky admits fault

Vince McMahon believes Kayfabe News

Vince McMahon believes Kayfabe News

Orton performs variation of “Go To Sleep” by talking

Orton performs variation of “Go To Sleep” by talking

WWE launches Myspace page

WWE launches Myspace page

Linda Hogan writes tell-all memoir about the horrors of living with herself

Linda Hogan writes tell-all memoir about the horrors of living with herself

Leaked birth certificate reveals Zeb Colter is actually Dutch

Leaked birth certificate reveals Zeb Colter is actually Dutch

Surgeon’s grim prognosis for Cena: “You can’t wrestle”

Surgeon’s grim prognosis for Cena: “You can’t wrestle”

Heyman to star in spin-off show “Better Call Paul”

Heyman to star in spin-off show “Better Call Paul”

Make-A-Wish Foundation sends Cena to visit dying TNA

Make-A-Wish Foundation sends Cena to visit dying TNA

IWC on ADR vs. RVD for WHC at WWE NoC PPV: MoTN or WTF?

IWC on ADR vs. RVD for WHC at WWE NoC PPV: MoTN or WTF?

Ryback’s bullying attributed to insecurity over exceptionally tiny penis

Ryback’s bullying attributed to insecurity over exceptionally tiny penis

Night of Champions cancelled after wrestlers settle their differences through dialogue

Night of Champions cancelled after wrestlers settle their differences through dialogue

Cesaro and opponent take flight

Cesaro and opponent take flight

3MB booked at “Night of Champions” for purely ironic reasons

3MB booked at “Night of Champions” for purely ironic reasons

Government mule retires like a scalded dog

Government mule retires like a scalded dog

WWE wishes Jim Ross all the best in continuing his current endeavors

WWE wishes Jim Ross all the best in continuing his current endeavors

CM Punk accidentally left out of PWI 500

CM Punk accidentally left out of PWI 500

Orton realizes he has become a legend, kills self

Orton realizes he has become a legend, kills self