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Austin 3:14 says “I just calculated your circumference”

Austin 3:14 says “I just calculated your circumference”

Orton insists he actually RKO’d all those people in viral videos

Orton insists he actually RKO’d all those people in viral videos

Study: 100 percent of wrestling fans have crush or mancrush on Ambrose

Study: 100 percent of wrestling fans have crush or mancrush on Ambrose

93 percent of internet bandwidth now dedicated to funny RKO clips

93 percent of internet bandwidth now dedicated to funny RKO clips

Undertaker joins cast of The Walking Dead

Undertaker joins cast of The Walking Dead

Quick-witted fans taunt Ryback by pointing out resemblance to Goldberg

Quick-witted fans taunt Ryback by pointing out resemblance to Goldberg

Batista returning to WWE as Drax the Destroyer

Batista returning to WWE as Drax the Destroyer

Rollins finally finds remainder of blond hair dye

Rollins finally finds remainder of blond hair dye

Ref insists it was two-count, irate wrestler alleges otherwise

Ref insists it was two-count, irate wrestler alleges otherwise

WWE 3K15 confirmed for PlayStation 37, Xbox Nano

WWE 3K15 confirmed for PlayStation 37, Xbox Nano

Dean Ambrose supports breast awareness

Dean Ambrose supports breast awareness

American hero conquers evil Russian with dick jokes

American hero conquers evil Russian with dick jokes

Tonight’s Raw a rerun

Tonight’s Raw a rerun

This tried at home

This tried at home

Rusev deported

Rusev deported

They’re not dolls, they’re action figures, insists emasculated wrestling fan

They’re not dolls, they’re action figures, insists emasculated wrestling fan

“Bullies never win,” insists company whose bullies frequently win

“Bullies never win,” insists company whose bullies frequently win

WWE gets hairdryer

WWE gets hairdryer

Luke Harper leaves Wyatt Family, joins Kardashian family

Luke Harper leaves Wyatt Family, joins Kardashian family

NXT 2K15 promises fast gameplay without lag, slow load times

NXT 2K15 promises fast gameplay without lag, slow load times

WWE insists Big Show actually yanked down improperly hung French flag

WWE insists Big Show actually yanked down improperly hung French flag

Bloodsoaked Booker T regrets shucking duck

Bloodsoaked Booker T regrets shucking duck

Total Divas expanding to 3 hours, airing Mondays at 8pm Eastern

Total Divas expanding to 3 hours, airing Mondays at 8pm Eastern

Commentators insist Raw crowd is chanting “See, I’m drunk!”

Commentators insist Raw crowd is chanting “See, I’m drunk!”