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Amorous French skunk paints self with yellow stripe to woo Rollins

Amorous French skunk paints self with yellow stripe to woo Rollins

Zack Ryder’s Tough Enough audition tape rejected

Zack Ryder’s Tough Enough audition tape rejected

WWE adds 352 pay-per-views to annual schedule

WWE adds 352 pay-per-views to annual schedule

Wyatt devastated to learn “fireflies” are actually just cellphones

Wyatt devastated to learn “fireflies” are actually just cellphones

Citizens of Intercontinent lose their champion

Citizens of Intercontinent lose their champion

Giant cardboard Colt Cabana head signed to WWE

Giant cardboard Colt Cabana head signed to WWE

Congressional hearing alleges untrue reporting by Kayfabe News

Congressional hearing alleges untrue reporting by Kayfabe News

Mother’s Day a bittersweet occasion for Mae Young’s hand

Mother’s Day a bittersweet occasion for Mae Young’s hand

Politically correct WWE replaces “handicap” match with “differently abled” match

Politically correct WWE replaces “handicap” match with “differently abled” match

Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw

Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw

Zayn demoted to main roster

Zayn demoted to main roster

Kane forgets ring attire at home for 67th consecutive week

Kane forgets ring attire at home for 67th consecutive week

Did WWE star Mike “The Miz” Mizanin just land a major role in the next Star Wars movie?

Did WWE star Mike “The Miz” Mizanin just land a major role in the next Star Wars movie?

Shocking report reveals Roddy Piper may not actually be Scottish

Shocking report reveals Roddy Piper may not actually be Scottish

Mayweather-Pacquiao bout gets falls-count-anywhere stipulation

Mayweather-Pacquiao bout gets falls-count-anywhere stipulation

Former WrestleMania star to “compete” in phony “sport” of boxing

Former WrestleMania star to “compete” in phony “sport” of boxing

Booker T “fantastic” on commentary, insists deaf fan

Booker T “fantastic” on commentary, insists deaf fan

Rollins debuts new finisher, Raised Concrete Ledge Stamp

Rollins debuts new finisher, Raised Concrete Ledge Stamp

Zbyszko still delivering Hall of Fame speech

Zbyszko still delivering Hall of Fame speech

Apathetic wrestling fans unquestioningly accept cage match with banned moves

Apathetic wrestling fans unquestioningly accept cage match with banned moves

Lip-reader insists Michaels told Flair: “I’m sorry, elephant shoe”

Lip-reader insists Michaels told Flair: “I’m sorry, elephant shoe”

50 WCW Nitro Matches You MUST Watch Before You Die

50 WCW Nitro Matches You MUST Watch Before You Die

Tough Enough returns to find the next Daniel Puder, Jackie Gayda or Andy Leavine

Tough Enough returns to find the next Daniel Puder, Jackie Gayda or Andy Leavine

WWE Bans Dangerous Curb Stomp, Worm

WWE Bans Dangerous Curb Stomp, Worm