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Miley Cyrus seeks career advice from Chyna
Funkasaurus and Funkadactyls extinct after funksteroid hits Planet Funk
Vince McMahon shocked to discover wrestling is rigged
Bray Wyatt slims down by cutting back on worlds
WWE repackages Sami Zayn as El Specifico
Wrestling action figures hidden just in case date goes well
Austin 3:17 says “I apologize for whipping your ass”
Shawn Michaels finds smile, kills it with crossbow
Remorseful Orton returns championship to heartbroken Bryan
SummerSlam cancelled due to timing conflict with Total Divas
Fandango comes out of closet as straight
Punk intends to defeat Lesnar with grammar quiz
Conspiracy theorist believes Mr. America was actually Hulk Hogan in disguise
McMahon orders all WWE superstars to come out as gay
“I’m gay,” admits athlete in world’s gayest sport
DDP cures Scott Hall of addiction to toothpicks
Diva’s nipple stubbornly refuses to slip
Hulkamania tries to run wild, trips, limps tamely
Shield achieves justice, quietly departs WWE
Every fan at wrestling event looks like Wyatt Family member
Cena stripped of Thuganomics doctorate for malpractice
TNA signs David Arquette to 10-year contract
Ginger injured
Cena forgets which Bella Twin he’s dating
